FAQ

1. Where is Lake Rat?

• To the ditzy blonde at the Dallas Boat Show…..there is no Lake Rat.

2. Do you have any other colors besides what I see here??

• Yes, but they wouldn't look good on you.

3. How many tee shirts do you sell?

• None of your damned business

4. Will you be coming back to the Uzbekistan Boat, Sport and Travel Show

• No

5. What about pet apparel?

• What about it?

6. OMG! This is an awesome idea!!! Why don't you take this nationwide???

• Thanks! We never thought about that!

7. From the girl with the 32 DD's: Do you have this shirt in XX Small?

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