FAQ

  1. Where is Lake Rat?

    • To the ditzy blonde at the Dallas Boat Show…..there is no Lake Rat.
  2. Do you have any other colors besides what I see here??

    • Yes, but they wouldn't look good on you.
  3. How many tee shirts do you sell?

    • None of your damned business
  4. Will you be coming back to the Uzbekistan Boat, Sport and Travel Show

    • No
  5. What about pet apparel?

    • What about it?
  6. OMG! This is an awesome idea!!! Why don't you take this nationwide???

    • Thanks! We never thought about that!
  7. From the girl with the 32 DD's: Do you have this shirt in XX Small?

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